[Loch-Ruadh] Fwd: Fw: Whats Your Southern Sign?
Nancy Ray
schuchtern2001 at yahoo.com
Fri Feb 20 09:49:20 PST 2004
me too me too OKRA RULES!!! :)
~Thora Amundesn~
Elizabeth Hawkwood <rbnew5 at netscape.net> wrote:
I'm an Okra.
I'm supposed to stay away from Moon Pies. :-P
/EH
Ldyinnes at aol.com wrote:
I am a Moon Pie innes
Subject: Whats Your Southern Sign?
What's Your "Southern" Sign?
>
>Some of us (especially Southerners) are pretty skeptical of horoscopes, and
>it has become obvious that what we need are "Southern" symbols:
>
>OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very
>slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can
>look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay
>away from Moon Pies.
>
>CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin,
>however, can make something of himself, if he's motivated and has lots of
>seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like
>Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
>
>BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're
>unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep
>into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and
>driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going
>to marry you, so don't worry about it.
>
>MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on the
>front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon
>Pies. Big and round are the key words here. This might be the year to think
>about aerobics. Or - maybe not.
>
>POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums
>have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it
>attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're
>dead. This strategy is probably not really healthy, but seems to work for
>you. One day, however, it won't work and you may find your problems
>actually running you over.
>
>CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an
>office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the
>beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the
>living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically, but you
>have a very, very good head.
>
>COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They
>love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with the
>essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers,
>psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if
>you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save
>yourself a lot of heartache.
>
>CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the
>heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You
>catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms
>to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from
>Moon Pies.
>
>GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like
>yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You
>love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club.
>Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or
>butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things,
>that serves you well.
>
>BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your
>fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best - your friends and loved
>ones - may find that your personality is much too salty, and their
>criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much
>softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you
>want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of
>life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.
>
>BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter
>Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be
>proud. You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matter what
>the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have
>anything to do with Moon Pies.
>
>ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough
>exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old
>friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback.
>You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned
>with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric in your
>interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another
>Armadillo, but Possum is another possibility.
>
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