[Loch-Ruadh] Fw: Acts of Stupitity

[K N]

oh my god ili thats some funny s==t i laughed my butt of
 
                                                        vigulf

ilishna <ilishna1 at earthlink.net> wrote:
A friend sent this to me.. I had to share.
ili


I n Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.



On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Oh darn! That's the only time I have to work on my hair).


On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?


On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)


On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!


On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)


On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)


On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and.I'm taking this because???....)


On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?


On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)


On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)


On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)


On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or genitals."
(OH my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


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