FW: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)

Wed Dec 7 17:28:54 PST 2005

    ???????????????    where is the duck tape ,armor ,renued  id cards    extra flash lite battreies  port a cool fans ( see wolfie )  bows 
arrows, targets  target butts  camping gear even some new sox  to go to the head in .

wolfie !
j_greywolf at earthlink.net
in service to the kingdom and 
the one from whom all blessings flow

----- Original Message ----- 
From: Terry Varner 
To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
Sent: 12/07/2005 2:07:20 PM 
Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)

Actually you should add any thing electric from a mini flash light to kit that includes a cordless drill and has 4 other electric tools.

Tegwared McAuley(mka Terry Varner) 
Loch Ruadh, Hospitaler
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. 
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape

From: "Padraig Ruad O'Maolagain" <padraig_ruad at irishbard.org>
Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." <loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." <loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
Date: Wed, 7 Dec 2005 13:28:54 -0600
>Hilarious and true, except for one thing: all men know the "why" 
>about all these items, we have just never figured out how to explain 
>it to women. I think it is gender linked - you HAVE to be male to 
>understand it, just as there are things you HAVE to be female to 
>understand. ;-)
>
>Padraig
>
>Gwenllian wrote:
>>
>>
>>Subject: Men's gifts
>>With the holidays approaching, use these Shopping Rules for Men's 
>>Gifts
>>
>>Rule #1:
>>
>>When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if
>>he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to
>>complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. 
>>No one
>>knows why.
>>
>>Rule #2:
>>
>>If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the
>>word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words.
>>"Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. "By-the-way, are
>>you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" Again, no one knows
>>why.
>>
>>
>>Rule #3:
>>
>>If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car. A
>>99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or something to 
>>hang from
>>his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows 
>>why.
>>
>>
>>Rule #4:
>>
>>Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men 
>>bathrobes.
>>I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he
>>wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts.
>>
>>
>>Rule #5:
>>
>>
>>You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have
>>worn out. If you have a lot of money buy your man a big-screen TV
>>with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he
>>flips, and flips, and flips.
>>
>>
>>Rule #6:
>>
>>Do not buy a man any of those fancy liqueurs, except Godiva. If 
>>you do, it will
>>sit in a cupboard for 23 years.
>>
>>
>>Rule #7:
>>
>>Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after shave or
>>deodorant. I'm told they do not stink - they are earthy.
>>
>>
>>Rule #8:
>>
>>Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within a
>>couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. Socks. 
>>Shorts.
>>Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink. You get the idea. No one knows
>>why.
>>
>>
>>Rule #9:
>>
>>Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required" on
>>the box. It will ruin his day and he will always have parts left 
>> over.
>>
>>
>>Rule #10:
>>
>>Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr
>>Lumber, Home Depot, Lowes, John Deere, Valley RV Center, and Les 
>>Schwab
>>Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears' Clearance Centers are also 
>>excellent men's
>>stores.) It doesn't matter if he doesn't know what it is. "From 
>>NAPA Auto,
>>eh?
>>Must be something I need. Hey isn't this a starter for a '68
>>Ford Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.")
>>
>>
>>Rule #11:
>>
>>
>>Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but they will 
>>barbecue.
>>Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell
>>him the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who wants
>>a hamburger?"
>>
>>
>>Rule #12:
>>
>>Tickets to a football, hockey or basketball game are a smart gift.
>>However, he will not appreciate tickets to "A Retrospective of
>>19th Century Quilts." Everyone knows why.
>>
>>
>>Rule #13:
>>
>>Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a Chainsaw.
>>If you don't know why - please refer to Rule #8 and what happens
>>when he gets a label maker.
>>
>>
>>Rule #14:
>>
>>It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum
>>extension ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must be
>>an extension ladder. No one knows why.
>>
>>
>>Rule #15:
>>
>>Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins, or
>>at least the Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 
>>3/8"
>>manila rope. No one knows why.
>>
>>
>>Julie/Gwen/Mom
>>Loch Ruadh Rocks!!
>
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