[Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
erinn holloway
mom3badboys at yahoo.com
Thu Dec 8 06:30:08 PST 2005
Me too and I'm definately a firl. I think God thought
of that when he gave me three boys. We used to have
mud day at my house. We'd flood the backyard and play
in the mud.
--- Julie Self <julie_self at hotmail.com> wrote:
> Now wait a minute! I like to get dirty, play with
> bugs and hit things and
> I'm definitely not a guy!!!!
>
> Gwen
> Loch Ruadh Rocks!!
>
>
>
>
>
> >From: "Tim Cantley" <yukon505 at hotmail.com>
> >Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of
> Ansteorra, SCA,Inc."
> ><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
> >To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
> >Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
> >Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 19:01:52 -0600
> >
> >I wish Francesca could see your response, Padraig.
> I've tried many times
> >to explain things like this to her and end up
> stating, "it's a guy thing"
> >:) She still doesn't understand why little boys
> like to get dirty, play
> >with bugs and hit things. Hey, it's a guy thing :)
> >
> >Sean
> >
> >
> >From: "Padraig Ruad O'Maolagain"
> <padraig_ruad at irishbard.org>
> >Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of
> Ansteorra, SCA,Inc."
> ><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
> >To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra,
> SCA,Inc."
> ><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
> >Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
> >Date: Wed, 7 Dec 2005 13:28:54 -0600
> >
> >Hilarious and true, except for one thing: all men
> know the "why" about all
> >these items, we have just never figured out how to
> explain it to women. I
> >think it is gender linked - you HAVE to be male to
> understand it, just as
> >there are things you HAVE to be female to
> understand. ;-)
> >
> >Padraig
> >
> >Gwenllian wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>Subject: Men's gifts
> >>With the holidays approaching, use these Shopping
> Rules for Men's Gifts
> >>
> >>Rule #1:
> >>
> >>When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does
> not matter if
> >>he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17
> and he has yet to
> >>complain. As a man, you can never have too many
> cordless drills. No one
> >>knows why.
> >>
> >>Rule #2:
> >>
> >>If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him
> anything with the
> >>word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying
> those two words.
> >>"Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK.
> "By-the-way, are
> >>you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" Again,
> no one knows
> >>why.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #3:
> >>
> >>If you are really, really broke, buy him anything
> for his car. A
> >>99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or
> something to hang from
> >>his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their
> cars. No one knows why.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #4:
> >>
> >>Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And
> never buy men bathrobes.
> >>I was told that if God had wanted men to wear
> bathrobes, he
> >>wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #5:
> >>
> >>
> >>You can buy men new remote controls to replace the
> ones they have
> >>worn out. If you have a lot of money buy your man
> a big-screen TV
> >>with the little picture in the corner. Watch him
> go wild as he
> >>flips, and flips, and flips.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #6:
> >>
> >>Do not buy a man any of those fancy liqueurs,
> except Godiva. If you do,
> >>it will
> >>sit in a cupboard for 23 years.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #7:
> >>
> >>Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of
> after shave or
> >>deodorant. I'm told they do not stink - they are
> earthy.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #8:
> >>
> >>Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless
> drills. Within a
> >>couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely
> everywhere. Socks.
> >>Shorts.
> >>Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink. You get the idea.
> No one knows
> >>why.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #9:
> >>
> >>Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly
> required" on
> >>the box. It will ruin his day and he will
> always have parts left over.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #10:
> >>
> >>Good places to shop for men include Northwest
> Iron Works, Parr
> >>Lumber, Home Depot, Lowes, John Deere, Valley RV
> Center, and Les Schwab
> >>Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears' Clearance
> Centers are also excellent
> >>men's
> >>stores.) It doesn't matter if he doesn't know
> what it is. "From NAPA
> >>Auto,
> >>eh?
> >>Must be something I need. Hey isn't this a
> starter for a '68
> >>Ford Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.")
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #11:
> >>
> >>
> >>Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but
> they will barbecue.
> >>Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound
> propane tank. Tell
> >>him the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The
> challenge! Who wants
> >>a hamburger?"
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #12:
> >>
> >>Tickets to a football, hockey or basketball game
> are a smart gift.
> >>However, he will not appreciate tickets to "A
> Retrospective of
> >>19th Century Quilts." Everyone knows why.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #13:
> >>
> >>Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you
> love a Chainsaw.
> >>If you don't know why - please refer to Rule #8
> and what happens
> >>when he gets a label maker.
> >>
> >>
> >>Rule #14:
> >>
> >>It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an
> aluminum
>
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