[Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)

Keally Howell/Colleen O'Kelly ldycolleenokelly at yahoo.com
Fri Dec 9 09:06:54 PST 2005


I do that all the time. I sure am glad to be an honorary guy. 
  

pcrandal at sbcglobal.net wrote:
    To become an honorary guy you must also be caught scratching your belly, scratching your butt and belching without any concern for appearances. 
   
  Crandall 

Richard Threlkeld <rjt at softwareinnovation.com> wrote:
  Maybe you are an honorary guy?
Caelin 

-----Original Message-----
From: loch-ruadh-bounces+rjt=softwareinnovation.com at ansteorra.org
[mailto:loch-ruadh-bounces+rjt=softwareinnovation.com at ansteorra.org] On
Behalf Of Julie Self
Sent: Wednesday, December 07, 2005 10:46 PM
To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)

Now wait a minute! I like to get dirty, play with bugs and hit things and
I'm definitely not a guy!!!!

Gwen
Loch Ruadh Rocks!!





>From: "Tim Cantley" 
>Reply-To: "Shir! e of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
>
>To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
>Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
>Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 19:01:52 -0600
>
>I wish Francesca could see your response, Padraig. I've tried many 
>times to explain things like this to her and end up stating, "it's a guy
thing"
>:) She still doesn't understand why little boys like to get dirty, 
>play with bugs and hit things. Hey, it's a guy thing :)
>
>Sean
>
>
>From: "Padraig Ruad O'Maolagain" 

>Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
>
>To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
>
>Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
>Date: Wed, 7 Dec 2005 13:28:54 -0600
>
>Hilarious and true, except for one thing: all men know the "! why" about 
>all these items, we have just never figured out how to explain it to 
>women. I think it is gender linked - you HAVE to be male to understand 
>it, just as there are things you HAVE to be female to understand. ;-)
>
>Padraig
>
>Gwenllian wrote:
>>
>>
>>Subject: Men's gifts
>>With the holidays approaching, use these Shopping Rules for Men's 
>>Gifts
>>
>>Rule #1:
>>
>>When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he 
>>already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to 
>>complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No 
>>one knows why.
>>
>>Rule #2:
>>
>>If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word 
>>ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words.
>>"Hey George, can I borrow your r! atchet?" "OK. "By-the-way, are you 
>>through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" Again, no one knows why.
>>
>>
>>Rule #3:
>>
>>If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car. A 
>>99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or something to hang 
>>from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows
why.
>>
>>
>>Rule #4:
>>
>>Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men bathrobes.
>>I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn't 
>>have invented Jockey shorts.
>>
>>
>>Rule #5:
>>
>>
>>You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have 
>>worn out. If you have a lot of money buy your man a big-screen TV 
>>with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he flips, 
>>and flip! s, and flips.
>>
>>
>>Rule #6:
>>
>>Do not buy a man any of those fancy liqueurs, except Godiva. If you 
>>do, it will sit in a cupboard for 23 years.
>>
>>
>>Rule #7:
>>
>>Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after shave or 
>>deodorant. I'm told they do not stink - they are earthy.
>>
>>
>>Rule #8:
>>
>>Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within a 
>>couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. Socks.
>>Shorts.
>>Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink. You get the idea. No one knows why.
>>
>>
>>Rule #9:
>>
>>Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required" on the 
>>box. It will ruin his day and he will always have parts left over.
>>
>>
>>Rule #10:
>>
>&g! t;Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr 
>>Lumber, Home Depot, Lowes, John Deere, Valley RV Center, and Les 
>>Schwab Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears' Clearance Centers are also 
>>excellent men's
>>stores.) It doesn't matter if he doesn't know what it is. "From NAPA 
>>Auto, eh?
>>Must be something I need. Hey isn't this a starter for a '68 Ford 
>>Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.")
>>
>>
>>Rule #11:
>>
>>
>>Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but they will barbecue.
>>Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell him 
>>the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who wants a 
>>hamburger?"
>>
>>
>>Rule #12:
>>
>>Tickets to a football, hockey or basketball game are a smart gift.
>>However, he will not appreciate tickets to "A Retrospec! tive of 19th 
>>Century Quilts." Everyone knows why.
>>
>>
>>Rule #13:
>>
>>Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a Chainsaw.
>>If you don't know why - please refer to Rule #8 and what happens when 
>>he gets a label maker.
>>
>>
>>Rule #14:
>>
>>It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum extension 
>>ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must be an extension 
>>ladder. No one knows why.
>>
>>
>>Rule #15:
>>
>>Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins, or at 
>>least the Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8"
>>manila rope. No one knows why.
>>
>>
>>Julie/Gwen/Mom
>>Loch Ruadh Rocks!!
>
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