[Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)

Julie Self julie_self at hotmail.com
Tue Dec 13 06:47:39 PST 2005


Oh, well!  Guess I will keep being all woman and help you "all guys", IF you 
ever ask!

Gwen
Loch Ruadh Rocks!!





>From: <pcrandal at sbcglobal.net>
>Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc." 
><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>Subject: RE: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
>Date: Sun, 11 Dec 2005 16:24:55 -0800 (PST)
>
>Nope, you stated a definite wrong thing.
>   You said you "ask for directions".
>   Maybe 1/4 but that may be too much.
>
>   Crandall, Olde Foole
>
>Julie Self <julie_self at hotmail.com> wrote:
>   Well nuts! I read and ask for directions and I'm better with mechanical
>than techno stuff. I can come up with an extra part on a good day, even
>when the repaired item works. I'm don't love women, so can I be an Honorary
>Half Man?
>
>Gwen
>Loch Ruadh Rocks!!
>
>
>
>
>
> >From: "Richard Threlkeld"
> >Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc."
> >
> >To: "'Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc.'"
> >
> >Subject: RE: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
> >Date: Thu, 8 Dec 2005 10:01:50 -0600
> >
> >Sorry, that is not part of my guy requirements. Mine requires you to be
> >unaccountably attracted to guns, cars, tools, camping, techno stuff, etc.
> >You must enjoy getting dirty doing things with any of these things. You
> >must
> >never read directions until and unless you are completely lost (in 
>building
> >something or in getting somewhere). You must love women in general (you 
>can
> >exclude a few in specific) - we will give the honorary guys a little 
>slack
> >here. And you must be able to take something down to its basic parts and
> >put
> >it back together (working) with at least one part left over.
> >
> >Caelin
> >
> > _____
> >
> >From: loch-ruadh-bounces+rjt=softwareinnovation.com at ansteorra.org
> >[mailto:loch-ruadh-bounces+rjt=softwareinnovation.com at ansteorra.org] On
> >Behalf Of pcrandal at sbcglobal.net
> >Sent: Thursday, December 08, 2005 9:55 AM
> >To: Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc.
> >Subject: RE: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
> >
> >
> >To become an honorary guy you must also be caught scratching your belly,
> >scratching your butt and belching without any concern for appearances.
> >
> >Crandall
> >
> >Richard Threlkeld wrote:
> >
> >Maybe you are an honorary guy?
> >Caelin
> >
> >-----Original Message-----
> >From: loch-ruadh-bounces+rjt=softwareinnovation.com at ansteorra.org
> >[mailto:loch-ruadh-bounces+rjt=softwareinnovation.com at ansteorra.org] On
> >Behalf Of Julie Self
> >Sent: Wednesday, December 07, 2005 10:46 PM
> >To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
> >Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
> >
> >Now wait a minute! I like to get dirty, play with bugs and hit things and
> >I'm definitely not a guy!!!!
> >
> >Gwen
> >Loch Ruadh Rocks!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > >From: "Tim Cantley"
> > >Reply-To: "Shir! e of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc."
> > >
> > >To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
> > >Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
> > >Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 19:01:52 -0600
> > >
> > >I wish Francesca could see your response, Padraig. I've tried many
> > >times to explain things like this to her and end up stating, "it's a 
>guy
> >thing"
> > >:) She still doesn't understand why little boys like to get dirty,
> > >play with bugs and hit things. Hey, it's a guy thing :)
> > >
> > >Sean
> > >
> > >
> > >From: "Padraig Ruad O'Maolagain"
> > >Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc."
> > >
> > >To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,Inc."
> > >
> > >Subject: Re: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)
> > >Date: Wed, 7 Dec 2005 13:28:54 -0600
> > >
> > >Hilarious and true, except for one thing: all men know the "! why" 
>about
> > >all these items, we have just never figured out how to explain it to
> > >women. I think it is gender linked - you HAVE to be male to understand
> > >it, just as there are things you HAVE to be female to understand. ;-)
> > >
> > >Padraig
> > >
> > >Gwenllian wrote:
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Subject: Men's gifts
> > >>With the holidays approaching, use these Shopping Rules for Men's
> > >>Gifts
> > >>
> > >>Rule #1:
> > >>
> > >>When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he
> > >>already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to
> > >>complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No
> > >>one knows why.
> > >>
> > >>Rule #2:
> > >>
> > >>If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word
> > >>ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words.
> > >>"Hey George, can I borrow your r! atchet?" "OK. "By-the-way, are you
> > >>through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" Again, no one knows why.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Rule #3:
> > >>
> > >>If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car. A
> > >>99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or something to hang
> > >>from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows
> >why.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Rule #4:
> > >>
> > >>Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men 
>bathrobes.
> > >>I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn't
> > >>have invented Jockey shorts.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Rule #5:
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have
> > >>worn out. If you have a lot of money buy your man a big-screen TV
> > >>with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he flips,
> > >>and flip! s, and flips.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Rule #6:
> > >>
> > >>Do not buy a man any of those fancy liqueurs, except Godiva. If you
> > >>do, it will sit in a cupboard for 23 years.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Rule #7:
> > >>
> > >>Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after shave or
> > >>deodorant. I'm told they do not stink - they are earthy.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Rule #8:
> > >>
> > >>Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within a
> > >>couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. Socks.
> > >>Shorts.
> > >>Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink. You get the idea. No one knows why.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Rule #9:
> > >>
> > >>Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required" on the
> > >>box. It will ruin his day and he will always have parts left over.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Rule #10:
> > >>
> > >&g! t;Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr
> > >>Lumber, Home Depot, Lowes, John Deere, Valley RV Center, and Les
> > >>Schwab Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears' Clearance Centers are also
> > >>excellent men's
> > >>stores.) It doesn't matter if he doesn't know what it is. "From NAPA
> > >>Auto, eh?
> > >>Must be something I need. Hey isn't this a starter for a '68 Ford
> > >>Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.")
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Rule #11:
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but they will barbecue.
> > >>Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell him
> > >>the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who wants a
> > >>hamburger?"
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Rule #12:
> > >>
> > >>Tickets to a football, hockey or basketball game are a smart gift.
> > >>However, he will not appreciate tickets to "A Retrospec! tive of 19th
> > >>Century Quilts." Everyone knows why.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Rule #13:
> > >>
> > >>Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a Chainsaw.
> > >>If you don't know why - please refer to Rule #8 and what happens when
> > >>he gets a label maker.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Rule #14:
> > >>
> > >>It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum extension
> > >>ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must be an extension
> > >>ladder. No one knows why.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Rule #15:
> > >>
> > >>Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins, or at
> > >>least the Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8"
> > >>manila rope. No one knows why.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Julie/Gwen/Mom
> > >>Loch Ruadh Rocks!!
> > >
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> >
> >"In all life one should comfort the afflicted, but verily, also, one 
>should
> >afflict the comfortable, and especially when they are comfortably,
> >contentedly, even happily wrong."
> >-John Kenneth Galbraith
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