[Loch-Ruadh] Do you know what a woman really wants?

[Elizabeth Hawkwood]

"If you don't let a woman have her own way....
  Things are going to get ugly."

//Elizabeth
(hehehehehehe)

j_greywolf at earthlink.net wrote:

> and your point is?   wolfie
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>     ----- Original Message -----
>     From: Connie Nurmi <mailto:cnurmi at sbcglobal.net>
>     To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
>     <mailto:loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>;Dana <mailto:sca004 at sbcglobal.net>
>     Sent: 02/15/2005 6:16:02 PM
>     Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] Do you know what a woman really wants?
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>     Subject: King Arthur and the Witch
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>       King Arthur and the Witch:
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>       Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a =
>     neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was
>     moved by =
>     Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his
>     freedom, as =
>     long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would
>     have a =
>     year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no =
>     answer, he would be put to death.
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>       The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would =
>     perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it
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>     an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he
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>     the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
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>       He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the
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>     the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with =
>     everyone, but no on! ! e could give him a satisfactory answer.
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>       Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she
>     would =
>     have the answer.
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>       But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout
>     the =
>     kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
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>       The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to
>     talk =
>     to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have
>     to =
>     agree to her price first.
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>       The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the =
>     Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
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>       Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had
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>     never =
>     encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
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>       He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a
>     terrible =
>     burden, but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with ! Arthur.
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>       He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compa red to Arthur's
>     life =
>     and the preservation of the Round Table.
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>       Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's =
>     question thus:
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>       What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of
>     her =
>     own life.
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>       Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had
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>     great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.
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>       And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his
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>     Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
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>       The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a =
>     horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight
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>     The most beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on the
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>     The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened
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>       The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she =
>     appeared! as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible
>     deformed self =
>     ! only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
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>       Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?
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>       Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful
>     woman =
>     to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his
>     castle, =
>     an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during
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>     but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate =
>     moments?
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>       What would YOU do?=20
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>       What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you =
>     scroll down below. OKAY?
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>       Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his =
>     question, said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
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>       Upon hearing this, ! she announced that she would be beautiful
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>     time be! cause he had respected her enough to let her be in charge
>     of her =
>     own life.
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>       Now....what is the moral to this story?=20
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>       The moral is.....
>       If you don't let a woman have her own way....
>       Things are going to get ugly.
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