[Loch-Ruadh] Do you know what a woman really wants?
Elizabeth Hawkwood
rbnew5 at netscape.com
Wed Feb 16 04:52:20 PST 2005
"If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly."
//Elizabeth
(hehehehehehe)
j_greywolf at earthlink.net wrote:
> and your point is? wolfie
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> From: Connie Nurmi <mailto:cnurmi at sbcglobal.net>
> To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
> <mailto:loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>;Dana <mailto:sca004 at sbcglobal.net>
> Sent: 02/15/2005 6:16:02 PM
> Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] Do you know what a woman really wants?
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> Subject: King Arthur and the Witch
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> King Arthur and the Witch:
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> Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a =
> neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was
> moved by =
> Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his
> freedom, as =
> long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would
> have a =
> year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no =
> answer, he would be put to death.
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> The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would =
> perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it
> seemed =
> an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he
> accepted =
> the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
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> He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the
> princess, =
> the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with =
> everyone, but no on! ! e could give him a satisfactory answer.
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> Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she
> would =
> have the answer.
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> But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout
> the =
> kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
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> The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to
> talk =
> to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have
> to =
> agree to her price first.
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> The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the =
> Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
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> Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had
> onfiltered=
> one tooth, smelled like sewerage, made obscene noises, etc. He had
> never =
> encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
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> He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a
> terrible =
> burden, but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with ! Arthur.
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> He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compa red to Arthur's
> life =
> and the preservation of the Round Table.
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> Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's =
> question thus:
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> What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of
> her =
> own life.
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> Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had
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> great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.
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> And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his
> freedom and =
> Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
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> The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a =
> horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight
> awaited him. =
> The most beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on the
> bed. =
> The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened
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> The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she =
> appeared! as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible
> deformed self =
> ! only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
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> Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?
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> Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful
> woman =
> to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his
> castle, =
> an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during
> the day, =
> but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate =
> moments?
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> What would YOU do?=20
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> What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you =
> scroll down below. OKAY?
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> Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his =
> question, said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
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> Upon hearing this, ! she announced that she would be beautiful
> all the =
> time be! cause he had respected her enough to let her be in charge
> of her =
> own life.
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> Now....what is the moral to this story?=20
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> The moral is.....
> If you don't let a woman have her own way....
> Things are going to get ugly.
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