[Loch-Ruadh] Today is

CL Nurmi cnurmi at sbcglobal.net
Tue Jun 14 09:21:33 PDT 2005


>>Subject: PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
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>>GOD Bless You & Yours
>>     JESUS SAVES
>>            Janice
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>>PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
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>>1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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>>2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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>>3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
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>>4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you?"
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>>5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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>>6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
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>>7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
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>>8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
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>>9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
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>>10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
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>>11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
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>>12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
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>>13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into 
the
>>room.
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>>14. You sing along with elevator music.
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>>15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
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>>16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay 
off.
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>>17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
>>weather service.
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>>18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't 
remember
>>them either.
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>>19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
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>>20. You can't remember who sent you this list.
>>And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
>>


Padraig Ruad O'Maolagain <padraig_ruad at irishbard.org> wrote:Happy Birthday, Constance, and many happy returns of the day!

May the blessings of each day
Be the blessings you need most.

Padraig
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