[Loch-Ruadh] Robin William's plan for peace

erinn holloway mom3badboys at yahoo.com
Mon Feb 27 07:39:07 PST 2006


The Plan!


Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says, "I love New
York" in
Arabic.


You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.

Robin Williams's plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace,
but I have not heard ! of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our
'interference' in
their affairs, past & present. You know:  Hitler,
Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of
those 'good ole
boys;' we will never 'interfere' again.

2) "We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting
with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the
Philippines. They
don't want us there. We would station troops at our
borders. No one
allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90
days, the remainder
will be gathered up ! and deported immediately,
regardless of who or
where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome
them.

4) "All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a
terrorist nation
will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change
it yourself
and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) "No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones
are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a D,
and it's back
home, baby.

6) "The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy-
wise. This will include developing nonpolluting
sources of energy,
but will require tempo -  rary drilling for oil in the
Alaska
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) "Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing
countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace
else. They can
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a
week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) "If there! is a famine or other natural catastrophe
in the world,
we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah, or
whom ever, for
seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides,
most of what we
give them is stolen or given to the army. The people
who need it most
get very little, if anything.

9) "Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
someplace. We
don't need the spies and fair-weather friends here.
Besides, the
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup
for illegal
aliens.

10) "All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no
one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The
language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE." ! 

"Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?"

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying, 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled
masses.' She's
got a baseball bat, and she's yelling, 'You want a
piece of me?' "


Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.
-- H. Jackson Brown

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