[Loch-Ruadh] FW: [Fwd: Fw:]

[Robin Mitchell-Mabry]

Robin Mitchell-Mabry

Sometimes God calms the storm 

and sometimes he allows the storm to rage and calms his child.

 

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From: hollis [mailto:hollis at omniport.net] 
Sent: Thursday, March 23, 2006 3:52 PM
Subject: [Fwd: Fw:]

 

  
  
  


 

 


 

 


 

 


 

 


 

 

    


 


  


 


How  Blonde is she?

  


 



She was Soooooooo Blonde .  
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.  
* She thought General Motors was in the army.  
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.  
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.  
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
"Sagittarius."  

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... 


* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.  
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.  
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."  

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...  
* She tripped over a cordless phone.  
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
"Concentrate."  
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."  
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.  


She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...  
* She studied for a blood test.  
* She sold the car for gas money.  
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.  
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she
turned around and went home.  

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... 
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.  
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.  
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.  
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes
In Front."  

  AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...  

She thinks Taco Bell

is the Mexican PhoneCompany. 



 


 

 

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