[Loch-Ruadh] Things to remember...

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> [Original Message]
> From: PBW <PBW_RN at peoplepc.com>
> To: Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,  Inc.
<loch-ruadh at lists.ansteorra.org>
> Date: 1/7/2007 12:36:42 PM
> Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] Things to remember...
>
> Got this in an e-mail and thought I would pass it on, some of it is so
true 
> (and its scary!)
>
> Magdalia/Pook
>
>
>
>
> 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
> 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his
tail. ( this includes a doggie treat  a steak  or so does the trick med
rare )
> 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense
at 
> all.
> 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
> 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
> 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark
to 
> become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
> 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many 
> people a company can operate without.
> 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else 
> looks?
> 9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.(   behind the ears  
and  down the back please   )
> 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
> 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
> 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4
AM. 
> It could be a right number.
> 13. Think about this..., No one ever says "It's only a game." when his
team 
> is winning.
> 14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.(sounds good to me)
> 15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to
like 
> it.
> 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size 
> bucket.
> 17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD 
> LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden
> Oldies!)
> 18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry
in 
> a Corvette than in a Yugo.
> 19. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you
are 
> probably dead. (or just out of surgery  and still sedated ) pain killers
do the trick some times .
>
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