[Loch-Ruadh] just to brighten your day...

Elizabeth rhonda.new at sbcglobal.net
Sat Jan 13 11:46:13 PST 2007


//Elizabeth


A STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game
took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him
why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,"
the student said - loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The
young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel,
man walking on the moon. And our spaceships have visited Mars. We have
nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
processing, and... " (pausing to take another drink of beer...)

The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said,
"You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young...
so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing
for the next generation?"

The applause was resounding...



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