[Loch-Ruadh] They Walk Among us!

[CL Nurmi]

  For 19 years people called me or came in to the store I worked at ,here are some of those
  K-Mart goodies
  Holidays
  "Are you open",I always wanted to say "No I just came down here to get your call"
   
   One time we had a customer come in from Weatherford,he said he had just talked to an employee and they assured him we had the item he needed,we didn't,he was furious ranting and raving,after a while one of us asked him what number he had called,It was Wal-mart.
  I said "Sir this is K-Mart" he was red and hung his head.
   
   One Christmas a older man was looking for perfume for his wife,I asked what kind and he replied " You know It I buy it here all the time."and he was driving himself.
   
   The one I will never forget was a couple bringing in an electric razor 20 yrs.old
  "I want to return this because it isn't shave well anymore."
  These are people who walk among us also they drive.
  Anyone who works retaill has a lot of these stories

Alric and Fiona <sidhe01 at swbell.net> wrote:
  The following were sent to me by a friend. They are kid of frightening,

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We all know some of these people 


They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!! 


Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." 


For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. 

Caution... They Walk Among Us! 

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said..."where???" 

They Walk among us!! 

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. 

She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" 

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." 

They Walk Among Us!! 

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." 

He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" 

Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" 

They Walk Among Us!!! 

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". 

They Walk Among Us!!!! 

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk... 

They Walk Among Us!!!!! 

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... 

They Walk Among Us!!!!!! 

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" 

I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned... 

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! 
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. 

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"... 

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!! 

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 

"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I' m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. 

Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!! 

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The Scary thing is
They walk among us, AND reproduce! 


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