[Loch-Ruadh] Perks of Being Over 50

[Julie Self]

Very good.  And soooo applicable!

Julie
Loch Ruadh Rocks!

Beam me sideways, Scottie. These people don't know which way is up!





>From: "Dana" <sca004 at sbcglobal.net>
>Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA,  Inc." 
><loch-ruadh at lists.ansteorra.org>
>To: "Loch Ruadh" <loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] Perks of Being Over 50
>Date: Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:42:09 -0600
>
>PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
>
>(If you are not over 50, delete!! or read it and find out what you have to 
>look forward to)
>
>  1. Kidnappers are not interested in you.
>
>  2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
>
>  3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
>
>  4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " Did I wake you ?"
>
>  5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
>
>  6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
>
>  7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
>
>  8. You can eat dinner at 4 PM.
>
>  9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
>
>10 You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
>
>11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenges.
>
>12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the 
>room.
>
>13. You sing along with elevator music.
>
>14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
>
>15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
>
>16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather 
>Service.
>
>17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember 
>them either.
>
>18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
>
>19. You can't remember who sent you this list .
>
>And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
>
>Forward this to every one you can remember
>
>
>
>
>
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