[Loch-Ruadh] The Stranded Irishman - funny
Julie Self
julie_self at hotmail.com
Sat Jul 14 07:25:11 PDT 2007
He must have been foggy from the cigar and whiskey!
Loch Ruadh Rocks!
Beam me sideways, Scottie. These people don't know which way is up!
>From: Elizabeth Hawkwood <somerlidh at yahoo.com>
>Reply-To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh, Kingdom of Ansteorra, SCA, Inc."
><loch-ruadh at lists.ansteorra.org>
>To: "Shire of Loch Ruadh Kingdom of Ansteorra SCA Inc."
><loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] The Stranded Irishman - funny
>Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:58:18 -0700 (PDT)
>
>One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for more
>than 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's
>certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to
>rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft. Suddenly there
>emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the
>scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous
>blonde!
>
>The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,
>"Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar."
>
>"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
>
>With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left
>sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes
>one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and b'gorrah," said the man,
>"that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
>
>"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey?"
>asked the blonde.
>
>Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
>
>Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket
>there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took
>a long drink. " 'Tis nectar of the Gods!" stated the Irishman. 'Tis truly
>fantastic!!!"
>
>At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of
>her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and
>asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"
>
>With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus,
>Mary, and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!
>
>
>
>____________________________________________________________________________________
>Looking for earth-friendly autos?
>Browse Top Cars by "Green Rating" at Yahoo! Autos' Green Center.
>http://autos.yahoo.com/green_center/
>_______________________________________________
>Loch-Ruadh mailing list
>Loch-Ruadh at lists.ansteorra.org
>http://lists.ansteorra.org/listinfo.cgi/loch-ruadh-ansteorra.org
_________________________________________________________________
Local listings, incredible imagery, and driving directions - all in one
place! http://maps.live.com/?wip=69&FORM=MGAC01
More information about the Loch-Ruadh
mailing list