[Loch-Ruadh] Retirement Advice
bice at backroadsoftexas.com
Mon Feb 4 16:38:30 PST 2008
Now we all know what Dad is doing!!
Here's a little retirement info for you:
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.
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