[Loch-Ruadh] Retirement Advice

Chris Harper bice at backroadsoftexas.com
Mon Feb 4 16:38:30 PST 2008

Now we all know what Dad is doing!!


-----Original Message-----

Here's a little retirement info for you:
If you had purchased $1,000.00  of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
you would have $49.00 left.
With  Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With  WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased  $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in  the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had  $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to  drink
heavily and recycle. It's called the  401-Keg.

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