[Loch-Ruadh] Avast! It Be Talk Like a Pirate Day

[Kazimierz Złowieszczy]

I'm

 Black Davy Rackham
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you
can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good
name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest
sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

-- 
Pan Kazimierz Złowieszczy
Lordy Lord Kaz the Sinister