[Loch-Ruadh] I need your body

[j_greywolf at earthlink.net]

                     does your lady know about this ?      wolfie

Lord j_greywolf at earthlink.net
to the kingdom and ,
the one from who all blessings flow


> [Original Message]
> From: Dragonetti <dragonetti at generich.com>
> To: Barony of Elfsea <elfsea at lists.ansteorra.org>; DFT List
<dragonsfire-tor at lists.ansteorra.org>
> Cc: Loch-Ruadh List <loch-ruadh at lists.ansteorra.org>
> Date: 9/2/2008 12:37:13 PM
> Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] I need your body
>
> Yes, you heard right, I *need* your body. (Need, not knead)
>
> And please don't make me go looking for you either, lest I become
irritable.
> No one wants that. 
>
> Good, now have the afore mentioned body, preferably pre-washed, ready and
> available at the Gate of Elfsea Defender. Those who respond early stand a
> better chance to serve me (er, the Barony) at the time of their own
> choosing. Oh yes, you must hav. wait. be? yes BE a member. And not just of
> the human race, though that would eliminate some of you, no, you must be a
> member of the SCA to serve me. er, the Barony. at gate. (That
clarification
> is mostly for Hamish, but there could be others.)
>
> I might even provide milk and cookies, or some other wholly inadequate
> payment for services rendered. Now if this doesn't sound fun, then you're
> too worldly for my needs. Otherwise, please let me know when you would
like
> to..ahem..serve. If you're flexible, let me know that too.
(TIME...flexible
> with your TIME!, sheesh) If you give me too much leeway however, you might
> find yourself scheduled alongside a big hairy animal, so the more
specifics
> the better. Now there are times I will need more bodies than others. So
take
> a look, revel in the anticipation, and sign up for some abus..special time
> of bondag..bonding..with new friends. If you've had the gate class, let me
> know, because I've got something special in mind for you. No, really. >:->
> See ya at the gate.
>
> Still in the pursuit of power, er service, do I remain
> Bloody Baron Armand
> Baron of the Gate (uh, Elfsea's gate that is)
>
> (That'll teach 'em to put me in charge of stuff.)
>  
>
> Elfsea Defender Gate Shifts (2 Hours Each)
>
> Min # of 
> Bodies          When
> Needed      Friday 9/26
>
> 2              5:00 pm
> 3              7:00 pm
> 3              9:00 pm
> 3             11:00 pm
> 2              1:00 am
>                3:00 am      Close for Beauty Sleep
> 						
> Min # of 
> Bodies          When
> Needed     Saturday 9/27
> 2              6:00 am
> 3              8:00 am
> 3             10:00 am
> 2             12:00 pm
> 2              2:00 pm
>                3:00 pm      I'm tired, we're done
>
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