[Loch-Ruadh] Award Recommendations

Cat fem_cat at yahoo.com
Mon Nov 23 11:39:22 PST 2009


Kaz,

For most people I am sure the process would be simply to contact those persons who read, approve, pass over, etc award recommendations in the Kingdom in which you live. 


For YOU however, since you are a Lordy Lord and not simply a Lord, you must submit your request for UNrecommendation in triplicate... squared.. to the 50th power...to the Seneschal of every Kingdom, Barony, Shire, Canton, College, group in the Knowne World. Please use black quill pen and write every other line in #2 pencil. Please include a short essay of no less that 50,000 words on why you feel this UNrecommendation needs to be considered and accepted. Don't forget to have your UNrecommendation signed and notarized by your local minister, pastor, and any other local religious and non religious leaders (pagan and otherwise) in a 500 mile radius. You then mail said notarized statements,  and UNrecoomendation to yourself, so that you can verify your place of residence to yourself and the US Postal Service. Once you receive this package, please place all returned documents, original mailing packaging and a money order in the amount of $8,250,897.05 1/2
 cents made out to the person you originally submitted for the award. Once that person receives the money order, and has cashed or deposited it, you will then be given the final 79 steps in completing the UNrecommendation process. 

If you have any other questions please feel free to email me at youaretoolate at awardsdepartment.com


Thank you for your inquiry.



Yours in Service,

Lady Kat the Blackhearted 

  



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What is the process or who do I contact to UNrecommend someone for an award?

Just asking.....



      



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