[Loch-Ruadh] Award Recommendations

[Kazimierz Złowieszczy]

Oh man, I almost had everything completed. I was just looking for my 1/2
cent coin.

On Mon, Nov 23, 2009 at 1:45 PM, Padraig Ruad O'Maolagain <
padraig_ruad at irishbard.org> wrote:

> Or to put it more simply:
>
> Your request for unrecommendation has been disapproved.
>
> Please resubmit in 90 days for final disapproval.
>
> Thank you,
>
> The Department of Redundancy Department
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>
>
>
> ________________________________
> From: Cat <fem_cat at yahoo.com>
> To: Shire Of Loch Ruadh <loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
> Sent: Mon, November 23, 2009 1:39:22 PM
> Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] Award Recommendations
>
> Kaz,
>
> For most people I am sure the process would be simply to contact those
> persons who read, approve, pass over, etc award recommendations in the
> Kingdom in which you live.
>
>
> For YOU however, since you are a Lordy Lord and not simply a Lord, you must
> submit your request for UNrecommendation in triplicate... squared.. to the
> 50th power...to the Seneschal of every Kingdom, Barony, Shire, Canton,
> College, group in the Knowne World. Please use black quill pen and write
> every other line in #2 pencil. Please include a short essay of no less that
> 50,000 words on why you feel this UNrecommendation needs to be considered
> and accepted. Don't forget to have your UNrecommendation signed and
> notarized by your local minister, pastor, and any other local religious and
> non religious leaders (pagan and otherwise) in a 500 mile radius. You then
> mail said notarized statements,  and UNrecoomendation to yourself, so that
> you can verify your place of residence to yourself and the US Postal
> Service. Once you receive this package, please place all returned documents,
> original mailing packaging and a money order in the amount of $8,250,897.05
> 1/2
> cents made out to the person you originally submitted for the award. Once
> that person receives the money order, and has cashed or deposited it, you
> will then be given the final 79 steps in completing the UNrecommendation
> process.
>
> If you have any other questions please feel free to email me at
> youaretoolate at awardsdepartment.com
>
>
> Thank you for your inquiry.
>
>
>
> Yours in Service,
>
> Lady Kat the Blackhearted
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>
>
> What is the process or who do I contact to UNrecommend someone for an
> award?
>
> Just asking.....
>
>
>
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