[Loch-Ruadh] An Irish blonde

[C.L.Nurmi]

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO 


An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She 
seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single 
roll of the dice. 
  
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm 
completely nude'. 
  
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an 
Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
 
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down & squealed, 'YES! 
YES!  I WON, I WON!' 
 
She hugged the dealer and each of the players and then picked up her 
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. 
  
The dumbfounded dealers stared at each other.  Finally one of them 
asked, 'What did she roll?' 
 
The other answered, 'I don't know -- I thought you were watching.'
 
 


MORAL OF THE STORY - 
 
Not all Irish are drunks,  not all blondes are dumb, but all men...are 
men.