[Loch-Ruadh] An Irish blonde
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Tue Apr 6 22:01:29 PDT 2010
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She
seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single
roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an
Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down & squealed, 'YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged the dealer and each of the players and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dumbfounded dealers stared at each other. Finally one of them
asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know -- I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men...are
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