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<font face="Verdana">How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light
bulb?<br>
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GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our<br>
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned<br>
out bulb?<br>
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BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up<br>
to code.<br>
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DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!<br>
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ROTTWEILER: Make me.<br>
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LABRADOR: Oh me, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can<br>
I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I please?<br>
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GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from
the<br>
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
more<br>
perimeter patrol to verify that no one has tried to take advantage of
the<br>
situation.<br>
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TIBETIAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while
he's<br>
busy.<br>
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JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: No prob, Dude. I'll just pop it in while I'm<br>
bouncing off the walls and furniture.<br>
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POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the<br>
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.<br>
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COCKER SPANIEL Why change it? In the dark I can pee on the carpet.<br>
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DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.<br>
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BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the
dark.<br>
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CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.<br>
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POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.<br>
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GREYHOUND: It isn't moving.<br>
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AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
little<br>
circle ...<br>
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OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light
bulb.<br>
Did one burn out?<br>
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HOUND: ZZZZZzzzz.z.z.z.z.z<br>
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THE CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People do. The question is,
how<br>
long will it be before I can expect light in here?<br>
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All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats
have<br>
staff.<br>
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