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<p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>Figured
we can all use a smile<span class=GramE>…</span><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:12.0pt'>Magdalea<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p><i style='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;font-style:italic;mso-bidi-font-style:normal'>How to
Impress a Woman <o:p></o:p></span></font></i></p>
<p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>Wine her,
Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at
her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her
jewelry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the
end of the earth and back for her. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><i style='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;font-style:italic;mso-bidi-font-style:normal'>How to
Impress a Man <o:p></o:p></span></font></i></p>
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0in;mso-padding-alt:0in 0in 1.0pt 0in'><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt'>Show up naked. <br>
Bring beer.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>With
Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented
towards improving the performance of men in today's society: <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>DIREC</span></font><st1:PersonName>T</st1:PersonName>RA
- a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72
percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a
control group of 0.2 percent. <o:p></o:p></p>
<p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>PROJEC</span></font><st1:PersonName>T</st1:PersonName>RA
- Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish
a household repair project before starting a new one. <o:p></o:p></p>
<p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>CHILDAGRA
- Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more
child-care tasks - especially <span class=GramE>cleaning</span> up spills and
"little" accidents. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>COMPLIMEN</span></font><st1:PersonName>T</st1:PersonName>RA
- In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed
that their wives had a new hairstyle. <span class=GramE>Currently being tested
to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.</span> <o:p></o:p></p>
<p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>BUYAGRA -
Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their mates
expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to
be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your
favorite store's return limit. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>NEGA-SPOR</span></font><st1:PersonName>T</st1:PersonName>AGRA
- <st1:PersonName>T</st1:PersonName>his drug had the strange effect of making
men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>FLA</span></font><st1:PersonName>T</st1:PersonName>ULAGRA
- <st1:PersonName>T</st1:PersonName>his complex drug converts men's noxious
intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled
for long car rides. <o:p></o:p></p>
<p><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>FLYAGRA -
</span></font><st1:PersonName>T</st1:PersonName>his drug has been showing great
promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). <span class=GramE>Especially
useful for men on Viagra.</span> <o:p></o:p></p>
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style='font-size:12.0pt'>LIAGRA - </span></font><st1:PersonName>T</st1:PersonName>his
drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual
affairs. <span class=GramE>Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and
Presidential Strength versions.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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