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<DIV><FONT face="MS Sans Serif" size=2>THATS CAUSE ITS ALREADY BEEN HOTTER THAN <A href="mailto:!!@@#$">!!@@#$</A>^&*(()_+_</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="MS Sans Serif" size=2>AND THATS JUST BEEN THE SPRING HERE IN FT WORTH!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face="MS Sans Serif" size=2>AND WE JUST HAVEN'T DECIDED WHAT BRAND OF A/C TO PUT IN </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="MS Sans Serif" size=2> WE ALREADY GOT THE POWER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A title=Ldyinnes@aol.com href="mailto:Ldyinnes@aol.com"></A></DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To: </B><A title=Shad0920@aol.com href="mailto:Shad0920@aol.com">Shad0920@aol.com</A>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Cc: </B><A title=ambrielle01@hotmail.com href="mailto:ambrielle01@hotmail.com">ambrielle01@hotmail.com</A>; <A title=ladypendarves@elfsea.net href="mailto:ladypendarves@elfsea.net">ladypendarves@elfsea.net</A>; <A title=miquegoldee@msn.com href="mailto:miquegoldee@msn.com">miquegoldee@msn.com</A>; <A title=loch-ruadh@ansteorra.org href="mailto:loch-ruadh@ansteorra.org">loch-ruadh@ansteorra.org</A>; <A title=ruthluett@hotmail.com href="mailto:ruthluett@hotmail.com">ruthluett@hotmail.com</A>; <A title=dragonsfire-tor@ansteorra.org href="mailto:dragonsfire-tor@ansteorra.org">dragonsfire-tor@ansteorra.org</A>; <A title=Eadric1201@aol.com href="mailto:Eadric1201@aol.com">Eadric1201@aol.com</A>; <A title=elfsea@ansteorra.org href="mailto:elfsea@ansteorra.org">elfsea@ansteorra.org</A>; <A title=iambrooks23@lycos.com href="mailto:iambrooks23@lycos.com">iambrooks23@lycos.com</A>; <A title=cspennington@yahoo.com href="mailto:cspennington@yahoo.com">cspennington@yahoo.com</A>; <A title=nelgro@santel.net href="mailto:nelgro@santel.net">nelgro@santel.net</A></DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> 12/10/2003 9:08:38 PM </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Loch-Ruadh] Fwd: Fw: Texans</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV><FONT size=2><FONT face=arial,helvetica><FONT size=2><BR>Hope you like this. <BR><BR>Inez Innes <BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px" TYPE="CITE"><BR>Subject: Texans <BR><BR><BR>> Gabriel came to the Lord and said, " I have to talk to you. We have some <BR>> Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on <BR>the <BR>> pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, <BR>> their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing Baseball caps <BR>> and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway <BR>> to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over <BR>the <BR>> place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing." <BR>> <BR>> The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my <BR>> children. If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the <BR>> Devil." <BR>> <BR>> The Devil answered the phone, " Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." <BR>> <BR>> The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" <BR>> <BR>> The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having <BR>> down there." <BR>> <BR>> The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." <BR>> <BR>> After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. <BR>> Now what was the question?" <BR>> <BR>> The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" <BR>> <BR>> The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord." <BR>> <BR>> This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said , <BR>I'm <BR>> sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. Them damn Texans done put out the <BR>fire <BR>> and are trying to install air conditioning." <BR>> <BR>> <BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR><BR><BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>