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<P><TT>LIGHTBULBS THE KNOWN WORLD OVER</TT>
<BR><TT>===================================</TT> <BR><TT>Q: How many Westerners
does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A: Why would you want to do
that? It's been just fine for 25 years!</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Calontiri does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A:
One hundred and two, but _what_ a ceremony!</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Easterners does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT>
<BR><TT>A: Just one, but they have to take a vote first to decide who.</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Meridians does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A:
Just one, but he has to get it drunk first.</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Trimarians does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT>
<BR><TT>A: Leave it out, it was only attracting mosquitos anyway.</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Caidans does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A:
Nobody knows. They can't figure out what to wear to change one.</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many AnTir-folk does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT>
<BR><TT>A: Just one, but the new bulb had better be a halogen fog lamp!</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Atlantians does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT>
<BR><TT>A: That depends, which household does it belong to?</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Midrealmers does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT>
<BR><TT>A: They won't say until they've consulted the Curia Regis...</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Ansteorrans does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT>
<BR><TT>A: Was that a rattan lightbulb or a fencing lightbulb?</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Atenveldters does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT>
<BR><TT>A: Why bother, they prefer solar power anyway?</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Outlanders does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT>
<BR><TT>A: If it's less than a 14 hour drive it's not worth changing!</TT> </P>
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<P><FONT face=Arial size=2>I found the ansteorran one rather funny.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Arial size=2>Cathal Finn O'Briain</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Arial size=2>Shire of Loch Ruadh</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Arial size=2>Kingdom of Ansteorra</FONT></P></DIV></BODY></HTML>