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<DIV>i don't recall light bulbs being invented yet ? or was that my imagination that benfranklin did that or was it alex grambell? wolfie!</DIV>
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<DIV>John Stegall</DIV>
<DIV><A href="mailto:j_greywolf@earthlink.net">j_greywolf@earthlink.net</A></DIV>
<DIV>Why Wait? Move to EarthLink.</DIV>
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<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A title=Clint@VisionFX.com href="mailto:Clint@VisionFX.com">Clint Gallon</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To: </B><A title=loch-ruadh@ansteorra.org href="mailto:loch-ruadh@ansteorra.org">Loch Ruadh</A></DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> 04/01/2004 9:25:08 AM </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Loch-Ruadh] Funny</DIV>
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<P><TT>LIGHTBULBS THE KNOWN WORLD OVER</TT> <BR><TT>===================================</TT> <BR><TT>Q: How many Westerners does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A: Why would you want to do that? It's been just fine for 25 years!</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Calontiri does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A: One hundred and two, but _what_ a ceremony!</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Easterners does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A: Just one, but they have to take a vote first to decide who.</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Meridians does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A: Just one, but he has to get it drunk first.</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Trimarians does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A: Leave it out, it was only attracting mosquitos anyway.</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Caidans does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A: Nobody knows. They can't figure out what to wear to change one.</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many AnTir-folk does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A: Just one, but the new bulb had better be a halogen fog lamp!</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Atlantians does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A: That depends, which household does it belong to?</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Midrealmers does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A: They won't say until they've consulted the Curia Regis...</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Ansteorrans does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A: Was that a rattan lightbulb or a fencing lightbulb?</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Atenveldters does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A: Why bother, they prefer solar power anyway?</TT>
<P><TT>Q: How many Outlanders does it take to change a lightbulb?</TT> <BR><TT>A: If it's less than a 14 hour drive it's not worth changing!</TT> </P>
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<P><FONT face=Arial size=2>I found the ansteorran one rather funny.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Arial size=2>Cathal Finn O'Briain</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Arial size=2>Shire of Loch Ruadh</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Arial size=2>Kingdom of Ansteorra</FONT></P></DIV></FONT></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>