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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Have you ever spoken and wished
that you could take the words back...or that you </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">could crawl into a hole? Here are
the testimonials of a few people who did:</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">1. I walked into a hair salon with
my husband and three kids in tow and </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">asked loudly, "How much do you
charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">turned around and walked out and
never went back. My husband didn't say a </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">word he knew
better.</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">2. I was at the golf store
comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">unhappy with the women's
type I had been using. After browsing several minutes,
</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">I was approached by one of
the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">He asked if he could help
me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">think I like playing with
men's balls."</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">3. My sister and I were at the
mall and passed by a store that sold a variety </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">of candy and nuts. As we were
looking at the display case, the boy behind the </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">counter asked if we needed any
help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">nuts." My sister started to laugh
hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">beet-red and walked away. To
this day, my sister has never let me forget.</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">4. While in line at the bank one
afternoon, my toddler decided to release some </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">pent-up energy and ran
amok! I was finally able to grab hold of her after
</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">she did not start behaving
"right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">looked me in the eye and said in a
voice just as threatening, "If you don't let </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">me go right now, I will tell
Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">last night!" The
silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even
</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">the tellers stopped what they were
doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">and walked out of the bank with my
daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">the door closed behind me was
screams of laughter.</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">5. Have you ever asked your
child a question too many times? My three-year-old </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">son had a lot of problems with
potty training and I was on him constantly. One </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">day we stopped at Taco Bell for a
quick lunch in between errands. It was very </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">funny, so of course I checked my
seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Then I realized that Danny had not
asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">if he needed to go, and he said
"No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">had an accident, and I don't have
any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">are you SURE you didn't have an
accident?" "No", he replied. I just KNEW </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">that he must have had an accident,
because the smell was getting worse. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Soooooo, I asked one more time,
"Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While
30 people nearly choked to death on their </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">tacos laughing! He calmly pulled
up his pants and sat down. An old couple made </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">me feel better by thanking me for
the best laugh they'd ever had!</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">6. This had most of the state of
</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Michigan</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> laughing
for two days and a very</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">embarrassed female news anchor who
will, in the future, likely think before she </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">speaks. What happens when you
predict snow but don't get any - a true story. We </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">had a female news anchor who,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">promised me last night?" Not
only did HE have to leave the set, but half the </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">crew did too they were
laughing so hard!</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Now, didn't that feel good? Pass
it on to someone you know who needs a good </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">laugh.</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">DON'T TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
. . NO ONE MAKES IT OUT ALIVE!</SPAN></FONT> </P>
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style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig> </P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2>Just thought everyone needed to
laugh alittle more.</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig> </P>
<P class=MsoAutoSig><FONT face=Arial size=2>inn illi</FONT></P>
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