[Namron] And the Ladies carry Knives....

[G. Gibeson]

Sorry to post trash, but this just reminded me of many of the fine ladies in 
the Barony.



>From a Happy Customer:

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have.

I've used it all through my married life. My Mom always told me it
was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it's even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about
how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the
ass. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his
blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid
Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of
the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday
told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney
called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the
disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad
enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having
such a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

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