[Namron] Birthday Heinosity

[Ulf Gunnarsson]

Edward wrote (in reply to Matthias' question:
> > OK, who is going to be brave (stupid) enough to try
> > and give Her Excellency
> > a birthday spanking?
> > 
> 
> HIS excellency?

His Excellency is driving Her Excellency to her favorite restaurant,
where a gentleman from far Cathay will juggle seafood on and off a hot
grill and finally on to her plate.  If his Excellency does NOT do this,
it is His Excellency that will get the beating...

As for a spanking, this is the S.C.A., where a gentleman does not strike
a lady... unless she is in armor and the marshal calls "Lay On!"

Oh, and for those who do not know their geography, Cathay is east of the
land of the Serks.  Everyone in Cathay wears cloth-of-gold, and the city
walls are plated in gold and crusted with jewels.  The Vikings, of
course, settled it (that part rarely gets mentioned).

Baron Ulf