[Namron] Top ways to know if you are addicted to the Internet
Josh
shadowwolf at goth.net
Thu Oct 14 13:30:59 PDT 2004
lets see...#1 yes, #2, no, but I've got cable so no disconnecting, #3
no, but I have introduced myself as my livejournal name... #4 no wife,
#5 mostly, yes... #6 she does have one, thats the only means of contact,
#7 bah, cable is better ;), #8 yes, yes I do, #9 hehe yep, but firefox
is better than Netscape, #10 haven't yet, but it fits, #11 not yet, #12
but, but...my computer DOES sit within a foot of my bed, #13 no, not for
me :P, #14 I've done that, #15 if I had a spouse, maybe #16 yes, #17
sounds like my future :) #18 yes, how can ANYONE call 200 hours a month
unlimited? #19 no, but I used to have a section on mine for my cats #20
see #19 ;)
Josh/Byte
yes, I'm addicted :D
On Thu, 2004-10-14 at 14:51, Grimmie wrote:
> Top ways to know if you are addicted to the Internet.
>
> 1. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a
> word processor.com
>
> 2. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you
> just pulled the plug on a loved one.
>
> 3. You start introducing yourself as "Jon at I-I Net dot com"
>
> 4. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you what
> she looks like.
>
> 5. All of your friends have an @ in their names.
>
> 6. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
>
> 7. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
>
> 8. You laugh at people with 2400 baud modems.
>
> 9. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you
> landscape.
>
> 10. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
>
> 11. You tell the cab driver you live at
> http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
>
> 12. Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
>
> 13. You ask the plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair
> in front of your computer with a commode.
>
> 14. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)
>
> 15. You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse.
>
> 16. Your best friend is someone you've never met.
>
> 17. Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage...so
> you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so the two
> of you can chat.
>
> 18. You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed
> to call 200 hours per month "unlimited".
>
> 19. Your dog has its own home page.
>
> 20. So does your goldfish.
>
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