[Namron] A littel Humor for the List

Claryce claryce at cox.net
Thu May 12 09:06:54 PDT 2005


What's really bad is that I think I've been to this one at some point.  :-p  *shudder*

Claryce
(who likes to show up periodically on the lists just so everyone knows I'm still there.)



> May 10, 2005
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> Today's first list was originally published on September 25, 1996.
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>       The Top 17 Signs You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival
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> 17> The castle and village are made entirely of Legos.
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> 16> Turkey leg bears striking resemblance to cocker spaniel leg.
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> 15> Festival activities include "Ye Olde Wet T-Shirt Contest."
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> 14> Eight- minute drum solo in the middle of "Greensleeves."
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> 13> "Belly up to the bar, me lad, for some grilled mahi-mahi and
>     fresh California roll!"
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> 12> Ye Old Glassblower makes nothing but crack pipes.
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> 11> The mead is served in a coconut shell with a Fizzy straw.
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> 10> Everyone seems to have attended the Kevin Costner School of
>     British Accents.
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>  9> Mosh pit follows the wandering minstrels.
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>  8> You get charged 5 bucks to take a leak behind Ye Olde Hedge.
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>  7> Guillotine exhibit closed due to pending litigation.
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>  6> Friar Tuck's pager keeps going off.
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>  5> Featured event: Johnson-Jousting!
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>  4> Disgusting Ogre is merely an unshaved Marlon Brando.
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>  3> "Tarry, wench, I prithee!  Wouldst thou Macarena?"
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>  2> Merlin the Magician's only trick is "Got your nose!"
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> and Top5's Number 1 Sign You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival...
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>  1> Jousting Crips and Bloods.
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