[Namron] Not quite snakes on a plane, nor serpentss on a shippe

[Samarrah bint Annaan]

Good Gentles, 

I write this fine September morn with an entreaty to you all.  It seams
that this librarian hath peeved off one patron that may be considered
quite adlepated, to put things nicely.  (mundanely, I've peeved off a
psycho).  And with this situation, I ask for help.

Since peeving off the adlepated one, I have discovered not one, nay, but
two evidences of non venemous snakes in my library.  One was but a wee
little creature, the other, not so wee.  Yet none have been dangerous,
just icky.  One was caught and released into the wild...I am hot on the
trail of the other!

It is my belief that they have been dropped into my overnight book deposit
in hopes that I might fly from my post in fright.  But, I am a hearty soul
of Namron and I shall not flee from such as this!!!!

And so, I humbly ask for help in securing my night drop.  I am seeking an
old, canvas military duffle bag, the long type with the closure at one
end, that I might secure over the interior opening of my book drop each
evening with hooks in the wall to hold it thusly.  In this manner, the bag
would collect books and whatever else those of dubious mental states might
slip into our book deposit without allowing such dubious items to roam
freely throughout my library.

In short...would anyone be kind enough to donate a duffle bag????

Many thanks, 

Sami

Lady Samarah Basimah Latifa al Dhakira bint Anaan bint Mellilah  

"Princess" of Pie Procurement, Den Mother of Pukhta Lovvek University, Mother to Michaella the Merguard and Billy the Mortally Mundane,wife to her beloved Rouda Bjorn Wilhelmson, The Iron Bear of Bjornsstead.  (DISCLAIMER:  NOT A REAL PRINCESS!! "Princess" used in the context of a term of endearment ONLY!.  Thank you, and now, back to your regular programming)

God be with you in every pass. Jesus be with you on every hill. Spirit be with you in every stream, headland, ridge and law, each sea and land, each moor and meadow, lying down and rising up,in the trough of the waves or on the crest of the billow. Each step of the journey you go, go with God.

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