[Namron] Momzillamatrimonial Planitis

Samarrah bint Annaan samarrah_bint_annaan at yahoo.com
Sat Apr 14 01:03:35 PDT 2007

Unfortunately we actually LIKE the groom...so shooting him is not an option.  Besides, if those insurgents in Iraq couldn't hit him, I doubt I could either!

Posters?  This is the 21st Century...ever heard of Power Point?  (Evil Grin)

And my bio mom tried to get grandpa to shoot Bjorn at my wedding.  Ah, those were the days!
Lady Samarah Basimah Latifa al Dhakira bint Anaan bint Mellilah 
(Who, on the day of Barat and Jaqueline's Nuptuals had been married to that crazy Norseman of hers for 23 years!)

Hold on...I've been married longer than mom and dad????  Egads!  Only in the SCA!
God be with you in every pass. Jesus be with you on every hill. Spirit be with you in every stream, headland, ridge and law, each sea and land, each moor and meadow, lying down and rising up,in the trough of the waves or on the crest of the billow. Each step of the journey you go, go with God.

----- Original Message ----
From: Ulf Gunnarsson <ulfie at cox.net>
To: Barony of Namron Mailing List <namron at ansteorra.org>
Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 7:33:11 PM
Subject: Re: [Namron] Momzillamatrimonial Planitis

Lady Samarrah wrote:
> I'm suffering from a full blown case of Momzillamatrimonial Planitis.... do you think there's anything that will help ME?
> :o)
> Lady Samarah Basimah Latifa al Dhakira bint Anaan bint Mellilah 
>  (Who is sleep deprived and done lost her mind)

Unfortunately, there is no cure for "Momzillamatrimonial Planitis"
except shooting the groom.  If that isn't an option, you are just going
to have to let it run it course.  You can do a few things to make
yourself more comfortable, though.  Find an embarrassing baby picture of
her and have it printed poster size.  Threaten her with using it as a
backdrop.  Consider using discount Halloween decorations for the
reception.  You don't actually have to purchase them; it is simply the
"consideration" part that will warm your stomach and loosen the tension
around your heart.  And if all else fails, think back many years to your
own wedding and wonder why your mother didn't shoot your groom...

... who in two months and a week will have been married to roughly the
same woman for twenty years. "Roughly" because in all those years we've
changed each other and with each other.  Yeah, I'm mushy. Get over it.

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