[Namron] Wedding test (UNCLASSIFIED)

[Stacy Robinson]

Have to excuse the mass e-mailing but this was to funny not to share
  

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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

younger sister.



My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. It had to

be deliberate. 




One day her "little" sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.



Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.



She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."



I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned

and made a beeline straight to the front door. I

opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing

outside, all clapping!



With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

said, "We are very happy that you have passed our

little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: 

Always keep your condoms in your car. 

Elaine Evans, A.O. USMS, S/Iowa 

123 E. Walnut, Room 289 

Des Moines, IA., 50309 
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Caveats: NONE





       
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