[Namron] Wedding test (UNCLASSIFIED)
Stacy Robinson
katrenfitzgerald at yahoo.com
Thu Jan 17 16:05:06 PST 2008
Have to excuse the mass e-mailing but this was to funny not to share
Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
Caveats: NONE
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. It had to
be deliberate.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
Elaine Evans, A.O. USMS, S/Iowa
123 E. Walnut, Room 289
Des Moines, IA., 50309
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Caveats: NONE
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