[Namron] Rules to the Gary England Drinking Game - Just in Case

[Kirsten Pupek]

Gary England Drinking 
Game

 
Pregame 

1. Everyone selects a storm chaser other than Val Castor. Every time Gary talks to your storm chaser, you take 
one drink. Take two drinks every time we see footage from your storm chaser. 
Take four drinks if your storm chaser says "tornado on the ground." 
2. Everyone selects a county other than Pottawatomie 
County. Every time Gary mentions your county, you take one drink. Take two 
drinks every time we see footage from your county. Take four drinks if a tornado 
touches down in your county. 
One drink 

1. Take one drink every time Gary says the 
following: 
"Hook echo" | "Updraft" | "Metro" | "Doppler radar" | 
"Wall cloud" | "Ranger 9" | "Underground" | "Mobile home" 
2. When Gary gives a list of counties, take one drink for 
every county in the list.
3. Take one drink every time Gary interrupts a program. 
Take one drink if Gary says "You're not missing any of [program name]." Take one 
drink when Gary says "We'll keep you advised." 
Two drinks 

1. Take two drinks every time Gary says the 
following: 
"Baseball-sized hail" | "Waterloo Road" | "Pottawatomie 
County" | "Deer Creek High School" 
2. Take two drinks every time Gary mentions the following 
towns: 

Altus 
Burns Flat 
Dill City 
Gotebo 
Hydro 
Lookeba 
Meeker 
Mulhall 
Oktaha 
Olustee 
Shattuck 
Slaughterville 
Tryon 
Vici 
Waukomis 
Wayne (or Payne) 
Weleetka 
Wetumkah 
3. Take two drinks every time Gary talks to Val 
Castor. 
Three drinks 

1. Take three drinks if we see footage from Val 
Castor.
2. Take three drinks if we see footage from Pottawatomie 
County.
3. Take three drinks if Gary mentions the 
following: 

"Immediate tornado precautions" 
"National Weather Service" 
"Mesocyclone" 
"Portable Radio" 
"Take shelter" 
"Tornado warning in effect until ..." 

Four drinks 

1. Take four drinks if Ranger 9 must land to 
refuel. 
2. Take four drinks if Gary issues his own tornado 
warning, not recognized by the NWS or says the following: 
"Will someone please answer that phone?" | "Do you see 
power flashes?" 
3. Take four drinks if a shirt-less tornado victim is 
interviewed.
Finish your drink 

1. Finish your drink if someone uses the word tornado as 
a verb or if Gary mentions the nearest cross streets to you. 
2. If Gary says "We've lost Val," pour a little out for 
your homies and finish your drink. 		 	   		  
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