<HTML><FONT FACE=arial,helvetica><HTML><FONT SIZE=2 PTSIZE=10 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0">There once was a King of Ansteorra who had been informed by his doctor that due to certain injuries there was no way on God's green earth that he would ever father a child. We picked him up and bodily carried him to the Maypole and made him dance. The son of this King is now fifteen. Do not hold maypoles in any light regard for they are extremely dangerous.<BR>
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