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<DIV><FONT size=2><FONT size=3>Top ways to know if you are addicted to the
Internet.<BR><BR>1. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when
using a word processor.com<BR><BR>2. You turn off your modem and get this
awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved
one.<BR><BR>3. You start introducing yourself as "Jon at I-I Net dot
com"<BR><BR>4. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind
you what she looks like.<BR><BR>5. All of your friends have an @ in their
names.<BR><BR>6. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a
modem.<BR><BR>7. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a
box.<BR><BR>8. You laugh at people with 2400 baud modems.<BR><BR>9.
You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you
landscape.<BR><BR>10. You refer to going to the bathroom as
downloading.<BR><BR>11. You tell the cab driver you live at </FONT><FONT
color=#003399
size=3><U>http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html</U></FONT><BR><BR><FONT
size=3>12. Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come
to bed."<BR><BR>13. You ask the plumber how much it would cost to replace
the chair in front of your computer with a commode.<BR><BR>14. You start
tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)<BR><BR>15. You turn on your
computer, and turn off your spouse.<BR><BR>16. Your best friend is someone
you've never met.<BR><BR>17. Your spouse says communication is important
in a marriage...so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so
the two of you can chat.<BR><BR>18. You begin to wonder how on earth
your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month
"unlimited".<BR><BR>19. Your dog has its own home page.<BR><BR>20.
So does your goldfish.</FONT></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>