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Date: Wed, 4 May 2005 01:14:46 EDT
Subject: Quotes by Great Ladies
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QUOTES BY GREAT  LADIES 
Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell 
happened. 

-Cora Harvey Armstrong- 

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her 
up with cookies. 


The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. 

-Helen Hayes (at 73)- 


I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. 

-Janette Barber- 


Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. 

-Lily Tomlin- 

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. 

-Carrie Snow- 

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. 

-Laurie Kuslansky- 

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my 
head on the top bunk bed until I faint. 

-Erma Bombeck- 


Old age ain't no place for sissies. 

-Bette Davis- 


A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. 

-Rhonda Hansome- 

The phrase &quot;working mother&quot;! is redundant. 

-Jane Sellman- 


Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. 

-Jennifer Unlimited- 


Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half 
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. 

-Charlotte Whitton- 


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts 
falling apart. 

-Caryn Leschen- 


I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at 
once. 

-Jennifer Unlimited- 


If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just  have to be a horrible 
warning. 

-Catherine Aird- 


When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years 
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! 

-Kathy Buckley- 


I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- 
and I'm also not blonde. 

-Dolly Parton- 


If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. 

-Sue Grafton- 


I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. 

-Roseanne Barr- 


When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another 
country.. 

-Elayne Boosler- 


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. 

-Maryon Pearson- 


In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, 
ask a woman. 

-Margaret Thatcher- 


I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a 
career. 

-Gloria Steinem- 


I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. 

-Zsa Gabor- 


Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. 

-Eleanor Roosevelt- 

Send this to five bright women you know and make their day. 

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