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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Junior asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?" His
dad sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find
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Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I
set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked
into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard
drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button. Six weeks
later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was
showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file
which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up
appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!"</span></font></p>
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