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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>id laugh if i knew what it said</FONT></DIV>
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style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A title=arspudsmom@yahoo.com href="mailto:arspudsmom@yahoo.com">Susan
Campbell</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=namron@ansteorra.org
href="mailto:namron@ansteorra.org">namrom</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, May 04, 2006 5:00
AM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Namron] FW: Chaucer's Pick-Up
Lines!</DIV>
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<DIV>I figured we could all use a pre beltane laugh!</DIV>
<DIV>Ldy Susannah<BR></DIV>
<BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq
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CHAUCERES LYNES OF PICKE-VPPE:<BR>><BR>>-Do sheriffs administere thee
to those who breke the kinges peace? Bycause <BR>>thou lookst
"fyne."<BR>><BR>>-Yf thou were a latyn tretise ich wolde putte thee in
the vernacular.<BR>><BR>>-Ich do deuote myn diligence to studye of the
anatomie of engendrure. Ich <BR>>haue happed vpon an abstruse passage in
the werke of Constantyne the <BR>>Affrikan De Coitu, the which I kan nat
construe. For lernynges sake and <BR>>the goode of wisdom, woldstow
performe the acte of venus withe me so that <BR>>ich may interpret thys
clause in propre wise?<BR>><BR>>-Ich loved thy papere, but yt wolde
looke much better yscattred across the <BR>>floore of myn rentede dorme
roome at dawne.<BR>><BR>>-Art thou a disastrous poll tax? Bycause I
feele a risynge comynge on.<BR>><BR>>-Nyce bootes. Wanna
swyve?<BR>><BR>>-Thou lookst so mvch lyk an aungel that the friares
haue lefte the roome <BR>>yn terror!<BR>><BR>>-Shulle we maken the
cindreblokke to synge?<BR>><BR>>-Woldstow haue me shyfte thyne
voweles?<BR>><BR>>-Were thou yn my seisin, ich wolde nevir escheat on
thee.<BR>><BR>>-Thy beaute ys more intoxicatyng than the OVP openne
bar.<BR>><BR>>-Yf thy beautee were an poeme, yt wolde make Dante looke
lyk Marcabru.<BR>><BR>>-The preeste telleth me that we aren more than
VII degrees of <BR>>consanguinitee. Game on!<BR>><BR>>-Ich notyce
that myn demense and thyn do abutte. Wolde yt plese thee to
<BR>>consolidate ovre powere-base in the
midlands?<BR>><BR>>-Makstow a pilgrymage heere
often?<BR>><BR>>-Let vs breake oure mornyng faste togedir tomorrowe.
Shal ich sende a page <BR>>wyth a message for thee, or shal ich wake thee
wyth an aubade composid ex <BR>>tempore?<BR>><BR>>-Ich coude drynke
a yearlye tun of thee.<BR>><BR>>-Ys thy father a makere of walles? For
how else dide he gyve thee svch a <BR>>tall and fayre
forheed?<BR>><BR>>-Ich haue the tale of Lancelot yn myn roome.
Woldstow rede of yt wyth me?<BR>><BR>>--By my soule, thou art a verye
mappe of helle. For thy face lyk the <BR>>rivere Styx wil make me swere
oothes neuer to be fforsworn, and thy <BR>>embrace lyk the Lethe shal
make me foryet al else, and lyk vnto the <BR>>Flegeton thyn arse ys ON
FYRE!<BR>><BR>>-Woldstow be myn Gaveston?<BR>><BR>>-Howe abovte
a blancmange and the acte of Venus? Whatte, blancmange <BR>>pleseth thee
nat?<BR>><BR>>-If ich sayde that thou hadde a bele chose, woldstow
holde it ayeinst me?<BR><BR><BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>
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