Oh Dainty Baroness,<br>how it saddens me that there could be an evil camel plot afoot (or a hoof). Given your diminutive stature it is possible that the EVIL CAMEL is targeting you and missing. Jacques and I are saddened that we are unable to accompany and protect you on your journey to your motherlands. We will make offerings to the gods of that land and request they care for and watch over your pilgrimage.
<br><br><br>...the greatest of these is love...<br>Monica <br>aka Veronique de Mont Saint Michel