[NR] ACCEPS for Winter War Manuevers

[Jean Paul de Sens]

Greetings Ansteorra... for those of you heading up to Winter War Manuevers
and Northern Regional Tribute next weekend, I wanted to encourage as many of
you as possible to use ACCEPS for early registration.

It will :

   - Shorten your time in line by 75%!
   - Make you more attractive to the opposite sex!!
   - Get you to the fighting faster!
   - Get you one free carnival ticket!
   - Good for a 5% discount on Ld. Ollj's Natural Glaive Enhancement
   formula
   - Give you a longer, fuller, beard!!

Keep your money for the carnival, pre-pay for Winter War Maneuvers and
Northern Regional Tribute via ACCEPS!!!

Sieur Jean Paul de Sens, Autocrat

Sunday-Sunday-Sunday-Sunday!!!


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