I No-Count Papilion. Day to the Phooish Court after coming home from traveling long have come home to discover that my King is having a festival. I honor him I have decided to hold Noble Hobby Horse Races. The true sport of gentles. I have some adult Hobby Horses train for me by His Honorable Lordship Roger Redhand. I also have a few smaller ponies for young people. If you have hobby horse for younger people please bring them. I will accept other things then actual Hobby horses as steeds. All Steeds must be approved by me or an officer of the race. We will be having heats although the day. You made bring your own colors or I will provide you with some. I will be having one heat based on the "Ladies Races" in France. There will be Fabric put out and the Ladies astride "a hobby horse" will race for the Fabric. I request if possible Ladies bring a length of Fabric for a entrance fee. "A hobby horse" for this heat can be anything, none living, that you can put between your legs and have to hold up. A great sword a broom a tent pole or a large stuff fish will all work. I will give a small prize for each heat except for the Ladies who will get the Fabric. An overall prize will be given at the final heat which will be held just before Court. I hope it will be phooish enough. Yours No-Count Papilion. alter ego not persona of Willow de Wisp ________________________________________________________________________ Interested in getting caught up on today's news? Click here to checkout USA TODAY Headlines. http://track.juno.com/s/lc?s=198954&u=http://www.usatoday.com/news/front.htm?csp=24