NK - Mundane Joke of the Day

[pwells at oknd.uscourts.gov]

     Yeah, this is a guy joke, but it was great and I knew several of you 
     would like it.

> 
> BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES
> 
> Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female 
> hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of 
> beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively
> without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to 
> apologize when wrong.
> 
>  No further testing is planned.
>