NK - Fw: [gdh] The Perfect Story

[Angus]

Subject: [gdh] The Perfect Story


>Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
>courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
>course,
>perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were
>driving
>their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they
>noticed
>someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple,
>they
>stopped to help.
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>There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.  Not wanting to
>disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
>loaded
>Santa and his toys into their vehicle.  Soon they were driving along
>delivering the toys.
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>Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
>couple
>and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. 
>Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
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> The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
>the
>first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
>thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here, that is the end of the
>joke.  Men keep scrolling.
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>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
>must
>have been driving.  This explains why there was a car accident.  By the
>way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another
>point:
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>Women never listen, either.
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