NK - Desperatly Seeking Heloise

[Bethor2000 at aol.com]

Ok, I'm glad all of you have such iron bound constitutions when it comes to 
these matters.  I don't like to talk about them, not because I'm particularly 
squeamish (just ask any of my friends).  In fact, I have some really great 
stories garnered from my experiences as an infantryman and a stint as an EMT. 
 I just find talking about these things a tad bit distasteful in an arena 
that is supposed to uphold ideas of polite society.  Its one thing to ask how 
to remove a blood stain, its another entirely to inform me of the 
circumstances of how it got there.  In fact, it just tends to prod that baser 
side of myself into "sharing" my own stories of how to remove pesky brain 
stains, or cleaning that bubbly black goo off a boot you get when you step 
through a decomposed corpse.
This is just my opinion!  So share away!  I can't wait to sit next to you at 
feast!

Alton, oops! With all this heraldic stuff hitting the fan, Lord Alton!