NK - OOP - Missing Brains

Rebecca M. Heydon rebecca-heydon at utulsa.edu
Mon May 3 07:10:23 PDT 1999


> 
> WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really from the Associated
> Press)
> 
> Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there
> went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
> Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
> windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands
> behind the back of her head.
> 
> One customer who had been at the store for a while became
> concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
> Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He
> asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been
> shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
> brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics,
> who broke into the car because the doors were locked and
> Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
> 
> When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
> bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
> canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise
> that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in
> the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what
> it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
> She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to
> hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed
> and came to her aid.
> 
> And, yes, Linda is blonde.
> 
> ---
> Thanks to Naomi48 who sent that funny one :)
> 
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