NK - Fw: ANST - Fw: [TY] Humor. Fw: FW: KINGDOM OF MERIDIES HERALD SEASON ANDBAG LIMITS (fwd)]
Angus
angus at geotec.net
Mon Nov 29 09:25:49 PST 1999
I had to pass this on to this list
some thing every body needs to know
Angus
-----Original Message-----
From: Caley Woulfe <cwoulfe at life.edu>
To: Ansteorran List <ansteorra at Ansteorra.ORG>
Date: Monday, November 29, 1999 9:48 AM
Subject: ANST - Fw: [TY] Humor. Fw: FW: KINGDOM OF MERIDIES HERALD SEASON
ANDBAG LIMITS (fwd)]
>I thought I'd pass this one along from the Meridies tavern Yard...
>
>Caoillainn De Bhulbh, She-Wolf of Limerick
>"If Normal is relative, it must be a very distant relative..."
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Martha Knowles <mknowles at goldsword.com>
>To: TY at reashelm.ce.utk.edu <TY at reashelm.ce.utk.edu>
>Date: Monday, November 29, 1999 10:16 AM
>Subject: [TY] Humor. Fw: FW: KINGDOM OF MERIDIES HERALD SEASON ANDBAG
LIMITS
>(fwd)]
>
>
>> Forwarded from MK Heralds List
>>
>> Subject: KINGDOM OF MERIDIES HERALD SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
>>
>>**********************************************************************
>>
>> 1300.01 GENERAL
>>
>> 1. Any person with a valid Meridies hunting license may harvest
>heralds.
>>
>> 2. Taking of heralds with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of
>rare
>>books as bait is prohibited.
>>
>> 3. Killing of heralds with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally
>struck,
>>remove dead herald to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
>>
>> 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest heralds from a snow
>machine,
>>helicopter, or aircraft.
>>
>> 5. It shall be unlawful to shout "newbie", "you -still- don't have a
>>device?", or "free Cathal!" for the purpose of trapping heralds.
>>
>> 6. It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 100 yards of BMW
>dealerships.
>>
>> 7. It shall be unlawful to use sheep, young squires, $100 bills,
>bunny-fur
>>bimbos, or newbies to attract heralds.
>>
>> 8. It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 200 yards of Royal
>Court,
>>Baronial Court, whorehouses, health spas, sheep ranches or used
bookstores.
>>
>> 9. If a herald is appointed to Corporate office, it shall be a felony
>to
>>hunt, trap, or possess it.
>>
>> 10. Stuffed or mounted heralds must have a state health department
>inspection
>>for rabies and other vermin.
>>
>> 11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a sheep,
>newbie,
>>Tuchux, bunny-fur bimbo or tavern keeper for the purpose of hunting
>heralds.
>>
>> 12. It shall be illegal to hunt any herald in actual performance of
>their
>>duties.
>>
>> BAG LIMITS
>>
>> 1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
>> 2. Two-faced Letter Writer 1
>> 3. Common Back-stabber 4
>> 4. Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only) 3
>> 5. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
>> 6. Honest Herald EXTINCT
>> 7. Cut-throat 2
>> 8. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
>> 9. Brown-nosed Crown Kisser 2
>> 10. Absent-Minded Device Loser $100 BOUNTY
>>**************************************************************************
*
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