NK - Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: >Male Bashing]

[Karen Cutter]

Hello,
A friend sent this to me and I thought I'd share it
with all of you.  ***DISCLAIMER***Tongue is firmly in
cheek.  No offense is intended.  This does not reflect
any true feelings about males or any animal.  ***END
OF DISCLAIMER***
Enjoy,
Caterina

> Nothing like a little male bashing...
> 
> Considering the day I had today...I thought this to
> be quite festive! 
> :) 
> 
> hahahahaha 

> 
> > >     Why do little boys whine?
> > >     - Because they are practicing to be men.
> > >
> > >     What do you call a handcuffed man?
> > >     - Trustworthy.
> > >
> > >     What does it mean when a man is in your bed
>         gasping for breath and calling your name?
> > >      - You didn't hold the pillow down long
>            enough.
> > >
> > >     Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
> > >      - Because if they all went, it would be
>            Hell.
> > >
> > >     How can you tell when a man is well hung?
> > >      - When you can just barely slip your finger
>            in between his neck and the noose.
> > >
> > >     How do you get a man to stop biting his
>         nails?
> > >      - Make him wear shoes.
> > >
> > >     How many men does it take to screw in a
>         light bulb?
> > >     - ONE .........He just holds it up there and
>           waits for the world
> > >       to revolve around him.
> > >
> > >     What should you give a man who has
>         everything?
> > >      - A woman to show him how to work it.
> > >
> > >     What's a man's idea of honesty in a
>         relationship?
> > >      - Telling you his real name.
> > >
> > >     What's the difference between Big Foot and
>         an intelligent man?
> > >      - Big Foot's been spotted several times.
> > >
> > >     What's the smartest thing a man can say?
> > >      - "My wife says..."
> > >
> > >     Why do female black widow spiders kill the
>         males after mating?
> > >       - To stop the snoring before it starts.
> > >
> > >     Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
> > >       - To keep them from grazing.
> > >
> > >     Why does it take 100 million sperm to
>         fertilize one egg?
> > >       - Because not one will stop and ask for
>             directions.
> > >
> > >     Why does the doctor hit the baby's behind
>         when it is born?
> > >      - To knock the balls off the smart ones.
> > >
> > >     Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men
>         than for women?
> > >      - When it's time to go back to his
>            childhood, he's already there.
> > 
> >
> 

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